Figuratively the Greatest Thing Ever
Disclaimer: This is not a joke. It’s actually true.
I just got my copy of “The World’s Fastest Flower” (it’s not on amazon yet, its ISBN is 978-0-864-73576-8). Here’s how it looks, very, very pretty:
I opened the book, and… Wow. Look at that:
The freaking book is dedicated to me! How the hell did I ever deserve this? Damned if I know (damned if I don’t, too, obviously). This is, like, the greatest thing ever. Thanks!!!