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Two cats from a friend are staying with us because they (some company, not the cats) rare renovating his house. Constantly seeing how cats behave around humans makes me wonder what the hell cats actually think humans are. Do cats think humans are just really big cats? Probably not. Do they think humans are supercatural gods or something, or are cats more like atheists? Or do cats think that humans are their food-bringing slaves?
I think if cats were smarter, they’d all be scientists, because they’re extremely curious and constantly checking everything out. A few days ago, we had a guy here to repair a shower, and one of the cats would immediately run over and look into his tool box, observe what he was doing to the shower, nudge a bucket he brought with him, and do all kinds of things, presumably to figure out what the hell was going on. So I guess cats don’t believe in supercatural things. No God. No Kings. Only Cat.

But… that doesn’t even mean anything. He’s just fucking with his Twitter followers now, isn’t he?
On a message board for prosecutors, Bradley was asked by another prosecutor how they could get a plea deal that eliminated any possibility of DNA testing that could later prove that they convicted the wrong guy. Here’s Bradley’s response:
“A better approach might be to get a written agreement that all the evidence can be destroyed after the conviction and sentence. Then, there is nothing to test or retest. Harris County regularly seeks such agreements.”